Players at Orange #3 were recently discussing how "international" their table is. Players at the table include a Persian, an Irishman, a German, a Russian and a Canadian. During the discussion, one of the players made a huge preflop raise. In turn, each of the other players folded. After they did, the preflop raiser thanked each of them in turn.
"Thank you Russia. Thank you Spain. Thank you Ireland," the player said.
Bill Gazes, seated at a nearby table, turned and asked, "Who is he -- Alanis Morissette?"