Shuffle Up and Deal!

"We're playing deuce to seven, which means that the best hand is 2-3-4-5-7," said Director Jack Effel. "Don't forget that straights and flushes count against you." We'd hope the players here are already familiar with the rules of the game, but a few of them were actually paying attention to the announcements.

After running down the rest of the rules, Effel uttered the most famous words in poker, and we're out of the starting gate in Event #55!