Correction
Yesterday we described the amiable Mr. Timothy "TJ" Boytor as a "self-pronounced redneck". He has had a word with us since, and we would like to amend that description.
In Boytor's own cheerful words:
"I ain't a self-pronounced redneck. I'm a self-pronounced proud redneck. It's different."
Boytor's currently on 75,000.